Phew.

I hate moving house, cataloging every piece of shite you've collected over the past year or so, making critical decisions over whether you love an item enough to be bothered to find it a place in your new home.

So it's probably not surprising that I've not relished moving this bloody thing form its in-development address on my hard drive to my actual webspace, and replace the increasingly hollow placeholder message.

Mind you, it's a beautiful thing. about three megs of glistening PHP and SQL machinery, running a fairly elegant XHTML and CSS theme based on the "classic" slackingpants look that only about three people ever saw.

Well, hopefully you're from the future where I've grown inexplicably rich and slightly (but not intrusively) famous from footling about on the web, and you're just browsing back through my blogs to when I was a skint web developer. Well, hi. Nice to meet you.

And all those rumours about me and Jennifer Ellison?
They're all true.

If, on the other hand, you've found my site before I've got it running properly,and are seeing this on the front page - well, for a start, well done. But having said that, you should probably come back in a month or so, when this show's on the road.